grimyboy:

i always get so many compliments on my blue eyes :)

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

(Source: theinfernaldevices)

fr33dan:

47 pounds of ecstasy

At first I thought this was someone just being dramatic about how much they love a cereal.

(Source: every-thing-is-beautiful)

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

(Source: drarna)

alternativepokemonart:

Artist

The Roserade family by request. Sorry, I couldn’t find one with Budew in it too (that I haven’t already posted).

thegoatking:

(posts selfie) (gets message immediately)

growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

(Source: applepiesfromscratch)

fartgallery:

i wish i had a killer body

*suddenly my fingers turn into knives, my nipples become lasers, and my left leg turns into a crowbar*

yes…. this will do

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

I just got a call from a Restricted number, and some girl told me to have a fun summer and that she loved me. Okay

nippled:

*uses any excuse to reblog my own selfie again*

matthulksmash:

I’m sorry but if I saw that just sitting, this boy would investigate. This boy loves Cookies and Cream.

(Source: niknak79)